- Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
I’m so glad that canonically fourteen year old show!verse Sansa Stark is going to be ‘playing up her sexuality’ to manipulate Littlefinger.
when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
- Am I the only one who thinks the anthropomorphic version of the Impala would be a six foot tall, 45-year-old black woman who would beat the crap out of anything that threatened her boys with a crowbar and take absolutely no shit from Dean?
i have been waiting for this to come back to my dash for months
jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time
why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum
like i get where you’re coming from but being orphaned is a lot different than breaking up